boygeorgemichaelbluth:

thatfunnyblog:

You know what’s creepy about Humpty Dumpty?

They never said he was an egg.

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green-satan:

milkybabie:

I was in love with this boy once so I started to beat him up everyday but people thought we were rough housing bc boys can’t like each other and one day I was like “dude I like you a lot but I can’t cope with my feelings so I beat you up im sorry” and he was like “dude that’s really chill we can hold hands if you want??? Btw you have really good punches.” And that’s the story of how I had my first boyfriend

that was wild from start to finish

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theweekmagazine:

Orphaned children and the abandoned dogs they love

In Bangladesh, an Australian photographer finds a tight-knit, motley family

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saywhatjessie:

rexuality:

a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows 

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drkomodo:

When I heard Orlando Bloom threw a punch at Justin Bieber I knew I had to make something. This is it.

drkomodo:

When I heard Orlando Bloom threw a punch at Justin Bieber I knew I had to make something. This is it.

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bad-wolf-of-baskerville:

authocracy:

kingcheddarxvii:

do you think God ever gets sad like “what do you mean you don’t love yourself i worked so hard on you….”

…why is this so uplifting

I’m not even religious and this makes me smile.

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did-you-kno:

British intelligence agency MI6 successfully completed “Operation Cupcake” by hacking an al-Qaeda website and replacing 67 pages of bomb-making instructions with a cupcake recipe.
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did-you-kno:

British intelligence agency MI6 successfully completed “Operation Cupcake” by hacking an al-Qaeda website and replacing 67 pages of bomb-making instructions with a cupcake recipe.

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unimpressedcats:

scruba dub dub theres a kitty in the tub 

unimpressedcats:

scruba dub dub theres a kitty in the tub 

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